mind your shirts
Friday, April 17, 2009 (11:47 PM)
i kinda hate clothes with texts on it. it's like haunting you to read it, as if having images are not bad enough.
things get worse when girls wear them and even worse when they have texts beginning near the chest area. images already draw our eyes to them to see what pictures you have on your top. texts simply make our eyes wander longer at your chest area so that we can make sense of the texts.
i realised that texts increase the salience on your chest by such a significant amount, my eyes are often drawn to them without my command. i so often look at tops with texts on it, friends and/or strangers may begin to suspect i am freaking lecherous.
but please give me the benefit of the doubt. i was just reading the texts!
but if your top has neither texts nor images, i'm really just staring at your breasts. i heard it's equivalent to a good workout. =)