preposterous
Thursday, September 27, 2007 (8:19 PM)
i was reading about the melting pot analogy on america's immigration on the train when 3 secondary school girls boarded and stood at close proximity. let's name them A, B and C (how creative do you think i am?)
the first thing i heard was:
A: you are so vulnerable
C: me?
then A jabbed at B's left deltoid. i could see all that from the corner of my eye while still "concentrating" on my reading. next moment, B poked C and said "boinngg". i didn't exactly catch what happened but from C's response, i could tell B attacked her breast. from then on, C and B held their file close to their chests and A was like trying to 隔山打牛. and they were like trying to attack each other's.
what is going on with secondary school students nowadays?
giddy spell?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007 (10:59 PM)
while i was at my dekstop, i suddenly felt the table shake. for a moment, i was thinking, "printer never on leh. how come shaking. maybe i shook it by accident." but the disconcerting thing is, it just kept going and going. then i realised the chair was shaking and the floor was shaking.
"oh shit. i must be getting too giddy. i shall look away for a while."
then i looked away from the glaring screen but it was still shaking.
"die man. giddy until like that. what's wrong with me?"
but something seems fishy so i turned to mum and asked, "ma, is this table shaking or what?" little did i realise, my mum had thought she was giddy too till i asked her that question. and we realised it's an earthquake!
i didn't think much of it since the earthquake i last felt in japan was a magnitude of 5.2 and i just continued sleeping. but mum seem worried and asked me to go downstairs. so i said, "aiya just hide under table lor." then my mum got ready the keys and went to my dad's room to inform my dad, who happened to be concentrating his energy on shitting. when mum said, "there's an earthquake." dad's response was, "神经病 ah."
by then i had opened the wooden door but no one else in my block seem to be stirring. then mum saw the curtains and a heavy string bead shaking and was pretty amused by it. it felt weird like i was giddy but i know i wasn't already. after some moments, the shaking stopped and the side of the tv announced an earthquake in sumatra. magnitude 8.
despite the weak shake, for the first time i understood how guang felt when we were in japan. and the shake was 5.2 and we were at the site of the actual earthquake. but even now as i think about it, the cradle of my bed was still really comfortable. thank god for keeping me alive.
amen.
warning: explicit content
Thursday, September 06, 2007 (10:56 PM)
while i was peeing at the urinal in the library toilet, a figure whizzed past me straight to the urinal to the far left. as the feet of this lightning-paced person reached the urinal, pee flew out immediately. i could see from the corner of my eye that his hand had been at his bro even before he reached the urinal. he probably had it stuck out even before arriving.
gross.