when ah-fat meets ah-beng
Tuesday, June 26, 2007 (5:03 PM)
as i stepped in to cdc customer service centre and took my seat, an ongoing conversation between ah-fat and ah-beng caught my ears.
ah-fat: lend me leh. i wan watch.
ah-beng: watch what?
ah-fat: action video.
ah-beng: what action video?
ah-fat: there, action video lah.
ah-beng: what? got so many kind of action video. you want action ah?
ah-fat: got one boy one girl one.
ah-beng: every show also got one boy one girl. which one you want?
ah-fat: the one boy one girl exercising one.
ah-beng: every show also got one boy one girl exercising. what exercise you want?
ah-fat: there that one lah. boy and girl exercise together one.
ah-beng: orh... (acting as if he just found out) you want porn huh? porn is it? why you want? you want to see them fuck ah? you want to see people fuck ah?
ah-fat: good for health ma.
ah-beng: what good for health. every exercise also good for health. go do other exercise lah.
ah-fat: i want to watch leh.
ah-beng: cannot lah. you underage.
ah-fat: i want to put tattoo. you want or not? put together lah.
ah-beng: huh put what? put tattoo? your mother let you put meh?
ah-fat: ya.
then i left for my driving lesson while ah-fat was showing ah-beng some video in his mobile phone. should i mention ah-beng looked happy when i walked past him?