mr hygienic or mr weird
Saturday, June 09, 2007 (11:21 PM)
newfound respect for us law enforcers. according to mediacorptv news, paris hilton has been sent back to prison citing that the judge has never sentenced house arrest. but understandably, they will decide which prison to send her to upon evaluating her psychological conditions. this, i thought was more reasonable. it's only right that she gets her fair share of punishment. at the same time, it's also humane to evaluate her based on her health condition. but this has nothing to do with hygiene or weird-ness.
yesterday i was at kallang mrt and went to the toilet at the station. we've all seen our fair share of uncles who, upon finishing their liquid disposal, zip up their pants and head straight out of the toilet without washing their hands. yes, we frown at that. this time, i met mr. hygiene (or mr. weird, you decide). while i was washing my hands after my "business", this uncle just finished doing his. as he headed towards the wash basins, i could see from the corner of my eye that he has yet to pull up his pants. well, what's new? we've also seen people who dress themselves up properly at the basin, exposing themselves midway. but this guy was different. when i had to exit the toilet, i had to walk past him and i was curious enough to look at him from his back (not enough to get killed though, but probably coz i'm not a cat). what i saw stunned me. he was actually using the water at the basin to wash his brother. of course i didn't see his brother. and no, i didn't see his moon from the back too. his trousers from the back are up but from the action of cupping water and rubbing his front, he was obviously cleaning himself. now that's what i call hygiene, or weird.