spice up your clothes!
Wednesday, May 02, 2007 (3:21 PM)
my grandma has often been in the mood to spice things up a bit. and by "things", i mean our clothes and by "a bit", i mean a lot! apparently, dad's choice of boss and kenzo didn't come off that well for grandma and she decided to brew some concoctions of her own, minus the packaging but triple the effect.
in the past, we used to get a pure, single-layered smell on our clothes. these days, she has decided to try some mixing and by "try", i mean do. but her way of mixing isn't what you guys are thinking. it's not like i mix ingredient fragranto + ingredient aromatio and presto! you get a bottle of tommy hilfigers. it's more like i get ingredient pickletto on your clothes first, ferment it under the sun, then i get ingredient shrimpasto on it the next day. leave them to settle and voila! you've got grandma hellfingers!
i haven't really checked whose clothes are hanging in the kitchen but these clothes will have a limited edition perfume by madame hellfingers. and here, i'll let you in on the secret recipe. on the first day, you cook spicy acar (malay word for pickles). on the second, you fry belacan (malay word for shrimp paste). and not to forget, while all these are being done, do not, i repeat, DO NOT turn on the oil-and-smoke sucker. ok fine, my english sucks. i was trying to say 吸油烟机. so there you go. all you need is a little packaging and business starts rolling.
afterwords: i'm beginning to agree that the previous font size was really small. no wonder it is called "small". now i'm using "normal".